The Federal State of United Democratic Republic of Slava is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zoran Koromanko with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 5.614 billion Slavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kočevskje. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavian economy, worth 746 trillion Srebras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,012 Srebras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that United Democratic Republic of Slava will pay them to stop, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Democratic Republic of Slava's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholic and Islam.

United Democratic Republic of Slava is ranked 270,256^th in the world and 44^th in The United Mapgame Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.